I AM SENSITIVE !!!

Bungi was chatting with me sometime back on how she finds men insensitive ! Jude was also making a point in another chat! I am feeling weird now !I think I am feeling sensitive like a girl now ! So these three factors they form the basis for the below !

Why do girls think that men are insensitive.They always want those never ending romantic looks and the flutter in their stomach, candle-light dinners, mushy cards, and stupid dead flowers. They want u to be devoted to them . They want love care affection attentivenes Uff! The real problem is not that we are insensitive; we are sensitive! Its just in different areas than theirs. We prefer to discuss the sensitive issues in our city ,work, cars, bikes ,swimming, finance , and, of course, girls. feminine sensitivities are in annoyingly other areas. They aren't practical , so it causes problems. They don't seem to be satisfied if you go to work and end up giving them everything, protect them, entertain them, and let them cook for you. That is a practical way of showing them that you care, but is it enough? No! They want sensitivity. They want feminine sensitivity. But that isn't fair! We aren't girls. We're men! We like to slap each other on the back, yell real loud, spit, scratch ourselves,take beer.... Girls want us to look forever into their eyes and tell them how much they mean to us, how we love and care for them, and that life without them is moot and meaningless . Would you get a nice piece of jewlery, or a stuffed weird animal for one of the guys who u know !If you would, then stop reading now and go get a sex change. A pizza or a beer shud be fine . Males bond in a different way !
Or do they get us what we want ! no never !! overly mushy cards! weird animal looking dolls with eyes popping out ! they call it teddies! As if that isn't enough, they tell us how to freakn dress, talk, eat ,fart and what not ! and then they start getting these allen solly and louis phillipe shirts, pants, and red tape shoes! What's so wrong with my levis that I've been wearing for the past so many years?my nike air ? Sheesh! they are difficult!! If we hate them so much ! why the hell do we bother to try to please them? It totally illlogical. Maybe they put some kinda love capsules in our beer. Hell!! . I can't figure it out. If you can, let me know ! I shall listen with all my ears! they just want the guy who will treat them like a queen and give them respect and freedom. But, do they earn it like how we do? No. They just take it from you ...because they are women. Think about it!
First, when trying to be sensitive, don't think about what guys would like, think about what a girl would like. Think about weird animal looking toys , colourful mushy cards with printed flowers all over , poems (yuck), candle-lit dinners, kittens, puppies,fawns ,young bats ,small iguanas, black-crowned Crane-lings(i dont know what the young one is called) and and those long romantic stares in each other's eyes. Don't think like a guy. Don't think practically. you will die... say to yourself , "What can I get that you can't use at any point , is totally impractical, is malleable and ductile and will break if u hold it , and costly!"
They will say ur the most sensitive !
Well all I can say is girls feel like hugging u when they recieve useless gifts ! someone tell me the connection! I must say its fun to watch from a totally unconnected position though!