Was wondering about the farting patterns of humans ... and this blog thing is becoming too serious ! Its always about the mistakes others do and how I am so perfect . So here is the classification of people based on their farting patterns(Fartifications)
Pretender : Farts silently and acts innocent
Shy : Farts softly then smiles
Arrogant : Farts loudly and laughs
Unlucky : Tries to fart but shits :p
Ok I was thinking of forming a long list ! Looks to be too gross! So I leave it to u to continue the list :-)
Someone tell me why I am thinking that everyone is avoiding me today :-(
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It's so obvious. You are the unlucky one... *snicker*
hehe
did u know that the lounder the fart the less it stinks? and the lesser the sound the more it stinks :D
I dun quite remember ... but there is a sanskrit like quote for this
dasss buss ... bhayam nasthi
... (middle line I 4got)
nisabdham pranasankatam ;)
hhaha! dai saamy ! adangu da!
why do not they come in specific colors?
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