:-( Last day in orkut

i deleted my orkut account today . I felt like I needed a break and a change from it. May be Ill be back with a new account sometime. Ive had fond memories with it. I thought Ill put up the testimonials I got and I wrote for others till now.

TESTIMONIALS I GOT!


JOICE ANITHA: sajeeve sajeeve,,, u r just impossible..trust me urs is the only profile in this orkut i found really interesting.how come da u r the same always....oh!our days in coimbatore..how i miss those!ok ok i know u have no time for this senti senti stuff....hmmm Sajeeve is a jolly good person..always chuckling over something..he can really get in to our nerves sometimes.he respects realtionships.he stands on his views and judgements.there is so much to tell about him...he is one of my very few friends who can make me forget all my worries.A Very Nice nutty friend.
ok edhu podhum .romba parakadha. (3/9/2007)

MEGHA: i prefer calling her priyangey....sounds better, ya?very classy...i've known her for the last 20 years...thats a long time, isnt it? with a body to die for, her brain works faster than the speed of light...whoever said beauty and brains dont go hand in hand must not have know about priyangey....she is one of my favouriteset cousins. being the older sister, she gives me watever i ask for (except for the cellphone which im still waiting for).
she's taught me a lot bout life too, like how to increase my drinking capacity, how to hold a cigerette properly,things like that...wat more could a girl ask for???(still waiting for the cellphone)
sometimes though, she calls herself sajeeve(weird name, ya?), i think thats when she gets in touch wit her masculine side........nobody's perfect, right? (2/9/2007)

RYAN: Spot the difference with the first:
I have to write a testimonial immediately. and i got no time to waste.. haha. thats sajeeve being his usual self again. as always funny and in a world of his own. a very charming and amazing guy. has a very unique sense of humor that only he can pull off. always adds colour to conference conversations we have and always has a strain of thought that no one else follows. very laid back and easy going however he always stands up for himself and for what he believes in and fiercely protects those he loves. a soccer lover with whom i hope to one day have a long discussion on why chelsea isn't the world's best team and why beauty is in the eye of the arsenal faithful. good luck driving in chennai bro...cheers!!!!! (2/1/2007)

RYAN: I have to write a testimonial immediately. and i got no time to waste.. haha. thats sajeeve being his usual self again. as always funny and in a world of his own. a very charming and amazing guy. has a very unique sense of humor that only he can pull off. always adds colour to conference conversations we have and always has a strain of though that no one else follows. very laid back and easy going however he always stands up for himself and for what he believes in and fiercely protects those he loves. a soccer lover with whom i hope to one day have a long discussion on why chelsea isn't the world's best team and why beauty is in the eye of the arsenal faithful. good luck driving in chennai bro...cheers!!!!! (2/1/2007)

KAREN: He's the head of the crazy cousin bunch. He reminds me of a bee... hyperactive and smart. He can talk about so many things in one second, that's cause his mind processes stuff faster than the normal mind. By the time you understand what he is saying, he has already jumped to yet another (irrelevant ) topic. But these past few years have taught him a lot, he has learnt things the hard way. He'll be the first one to tell you that Experience is the best teacher. He is a fun loving guy & when it really matters, he's always around.
Stay cool always dude and know that with the crazy cousin bunch around, you'll always have company in that weird world you inhabit. Here's hoping, all that you wish for and dream of come your way.... (1/22/2007)

RAKESH MENON: we were room mates in chennai and i wish those days would come again. man... those days were great... the besant nagar beach was as if itz our play ground...
he's the most unpredictable guy i've been with. we have a lot of moments to recall and laugh together...
he is a tech wizard and will go a long way high up in his career.... (1/21/2007)

NAMEETA CAROL: Sajeeve anna..thats what i call him...atleast while im chatting with him or talking to him creazy guy...very smart.. i sometimes wonder what he does with the good brains hes been gifted with...cause he never does sane things...and one of the crazy cousins bunch... really cute in his 'me going wow' pic he posted earlier...hes an okay person to get to know.. actually you people will love this guy... okay sajeeve anna i did my work... wheres my swiss chocolate?? (12/28/2006)

JUDE: A curious mix of the cynic and the romantic, Sajeeve is a highly social creature, whose network is nothing short of legendary. In his heyday, he used to get one call on his mobile every thirty seconds on average. In fact he is thought to have been the cause of the cellphone revolution in Coimbatore in the late nineties. I don't think he knows how to drive with both hands on the steering wheel. For those who don't know him well yet, you will quickly realize that he is much smarter than he claims to be.
Hanging out with sajeeve is a highly recommended antidepressant. However this may have side effects for women, who are known to swoon, inexplicably, even when administered small dosages of Sajeeve. It is always fun to watch how quickly a girl goes crazy when he starts hitting on her. After leaving a trail of broken hearts, including his own, he finally seems to be settling down. Oh yeah, and he likes soccer. (12/17/2006)

SHILPA: aTTENTION !!
eSCAPEE FROM THE kILPAUK mENTAL iNSTITUTE!!!!
hE iS mULTI tALENTED, mULTI fACETTED, mULTI tASKER, mULTI lINGUISTIC, mULTIPLE pERSONALITY ...
rEPORT/rETURN hIM oN sIGHT !!
rEWARD A tRILLION dOLLARS!! (11/2/2006)

CANDICE: oie oie oie oie oie oie oie oieoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoieoie
wassup, ummm yeah testimonial.
sajeeve is a nice boy, looking for a young nubile woman to marry him, if u are interested please post details on his scrap page cos he's is constantly checking it to see if he has any news scraps
so all you women, young and old, who want a husband who is slightly mental, apply here (9/14/2006)

SANJANA: Watelse to write about him...he himself has wirtten about him A TOTAL PSYCHO........
but otherwise he is crazy,mad,funny fat little guy...... (9/13/2006)

L S : Dei Imsai Arasa... unnoda lollu thanga mudiyala da.. BTW ravi ORKUT la irukkana??? Better ask him to write a scrap about you?? Unnai ellam Foundary la vechu furnace la thooki podanum (9/11/2006)

MEGHA: sir isac newton??u've got to be kidding?!?!?!?cant even spell the name right.ha! (8/2/2006)




Testimonials I wrote for others :

CANDICE: Dear Candice, after speaking with you over the last few weeks, I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders. Thank you so much for your spiritual wisdom and guidance. It really meant a lot to me and I will take it to heart! May you be blessed beyond measure for the love you give others through your work and ministry . This is the craziest I have written in my life. Dont believe any of those.I must be mad to say al that . if u have a problem and if u go to her ,it is gauranteed that u will have 3 more new problems ... She is an absolute nut. All I can do is pray for jaisons well being. (5/15/2007)

MEGHA: sajeeve:
did u see the testimonial i wrote for namidey
megha:
WHERE THE HELL IS MY TESTIMONIAL
sajeeve:
bwa ha ha

tats my lil sis megey for u! she is da best in this planet ! she is so pretty,sensitive, helpful, courageous, adjective4, adjective5, adjective6, adjective7 bla bla bla ! im running short of them! Ok kiddin ! all that was by the alien in my head !

Ok ! I have known her from the day she was born! She has apparently not grown up till now mentally! She is still in the 3rd stage of darwins evolution theory! We are all so proud of her for having fought against herself and come this far . We all have utmost faith in the fact tht she will become an adult homo sapien in another 20 years! (5/14/2007)

NAMEETA CAROL: hmmmmmm.....let me think........hmmmmmm....still thinking........aaaaaaa...hmmmm....scratching my head...thinking....hmmm......aaa...??? !!!.... ??? hmmmmmmm........aaaaaaaaaaa...let me see..............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........im thinkin naa nah.........wait.........hmmmm....aaaaa......?????????????????????......wat can i say
....???.................hmmmmmmmmmmm...thinking.............scratching........hehehe....oke..oke..hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....aaaaaaa....oops...so sorry fell asleep!!???.....oke......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...aaaaaaaaaaaa...still thinking........hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........aaaaaa................lets see..............how shud I start???.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....aaaaaaaaaaaa...........mmmmmmmm.....just a min....ha, so what was i saying...??? ohhhh....i still didnt say anything.....
no.....hmmmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmm.........thinking.........................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. leave it ! (5/13/2007)

SHILPA: bwahaha!! SHIL SPEAKS HER MIND UNLIKE ME !! the pblm is her mind is fulll of crazyness !If I make a movie "The Pursuit of Crazyness " ,it will be with her in the lead role! shilpa shilpa shilpa…… is my best friend. no wait, that’s someone else. Bwahaha! shilpa is kewl, funny, and like.. yah.. so…. bleh. (lol ****, dunno what to say!)
she’s da supa sexy supa funny chef+frend to have. don’t mess with her please. Ull be at the receiving end of some of the whackiest replies!!! Next time when she is chennai she has promised to be our official cook for the time she s here! (4/8/2007)

JOICE ANITHA: Ok now I have to respect the deal! she still follows the barter system!!! ok hre we go!

Joice is the cutest hyper active person Ive ever met! i think its been 6 years since we left coimbatore! i still keep wondering why she actually laughed sometimes then .... She can laugh at some impossible times! still remember her college canteen which she used to so proudly take me to and get me the most exotic of dishes ....

Ok ill try to be lil serious now! She is a really wonderful person at heart! Someone who keeps proving tht time does not take u away from each other !!! will pray to God that she gets all tht she deserves in life! Ok i cant be serious anymore! She is the biggest bozo ive ever known!! u can refer to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bozo_the_Clown for more details (3/9/2007)

JUDE: a nomadic genius with no rational aim in life! dogs get closer to him faster than humans! (I took a long time to get close to him btw).....so the research on his dna sequence has been going on for a few years now in my lab! no conclusion has been arrived at yet! i have a nagging feeling that he is actually a mutated form of Vilgax!! But inside he's still the same mischievous yet good-hearted 15-year-old boy who used to huf and puf and cycle with me at 530 in the morning to math tutions !! . He just looks too serious and strict ... dont worry he can rock u !! Humour is the first thing that I appreciate in life and he can match me on it!! ... I hope to make him drink more in the next few years! he has spoilt his health by drinking less all these years!! (12/14/2006)


KAREN: A total NutCase! (7/24/2006)